Do you know the word shmily? Do you know what it means? Apparently Oxford and Merriam Webster don’t consider it a real word, since it’s not in their dictionaries, but believe me, it is.
Of course, now you want to know. But I can’t just give you the textbook definition. No, the best way to know what shmily means is to read this story. Believe me, it won’t take too long, and you’ll be glad you did.